Bingoid
buys childrens toys to resell them on ebay for 3 trillion percent over market value
"please, i swear, i only scalp pokemon cards because i love the game" lookin' ass.
Bing Classic
Boogle-eyed freak of Jod
born to be jumped in the halfords parking lot by every able-bodied person in a 30 mile radius
Jack Dorkerty
"golly gee livestream viewers, i am going to say clanker in the electronics department of Walmart"
"gosh i sure am on that demon time"